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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Well I have been taged?

10 years ago I was:How am I supposed to know that was ten years ago, I don't even remember what I am doing right now, Oh, yeah, I could figure it out this is 2008, that would have been 1998. So I graduated High-school in 2000, so I was finishing up my sophomore year? It was a thursday, and the series finale of Seinfeld was airing and Frank Sinatra had died.

5 things on my ‘to do’ list today:
Well I made a list this morning, well my Wife helped, let me go and get it...
...Okay, I'm back hear goes: It says-
Rototiller
Bag of hair
Wedding Dress clean
Laundry
******** Stuff (censored for secrecy-nothing wrong here)
My actual list is more like this:
Make some calls
run to the store and get ******(its a suprise, not a secret)
Clean the basement some(I"m getting there)
Do laundry
Clean up the mess I make in the process


Things I would do if I became a billionaire:
If I became a Billionarire I would:
pay off student loans, probably about, um, off the top of my head I can think of ten to fifteen peoples and that is just the ones I can think of now.
I would hire a body guard for a 18 foot statue of Pikachu I would have errected in a local park
I would buy a fifty pound bar of chocolate for the IRS agent who would be auditing me, and they wouldn't be able to take it and so I would cry and say "please just have a bite, I searched all over the world for it will you please just try it?" and then play a game of checkers with them.
I would go on Oprah and jump on her couch then get kicked off the show, and then write a tell all book about how she was mean to me and made me cry, probably lasting around 6 pages including 5 pages of pictures, mostly of dolphins.
I would probably learn to play dominos

3 of my bad habits
Who told you I have bad habits?
Well I don't like to answer questions straitaway, I won't lie to you directly-I will just hide the truth in a bunch of gibber-jabber
I procrastinate- Like right now I should be working on my list of to-do stuff, and yet I'm doing this tag thing and will skip most of the list and have no excuse for it.
I am a bad example-I get people in trouble by suggesting they do certain things that seem cool, but I am too chicken to do it myself.

5 places I’ve lived:
San Diego, Ca
Harlingen, Tx
Burlington, Ia(twice now)
At Mom's
At Dad's

5 jobs I’ve had
Substitute school janitor
Working at McDonalds, this I've done several times and in many different ways
Cracker Packer
Cookie Maker(these last two for the same place)
U.S.M.C.

Things most people don’t know about me
I count stairs most all of the time, but it doesn't have to be all of them, just start where I think about It, and usually by two's, or backwards.
I drink milk out of the container, but only when it's a full one, I don't want to get anybody elses germs.
The last one is made up, I don't care about germs that much.
I can make a cheesburger faster using one hand than most do with both hands-or I used to be able to.
I sing songs in my head, but not the same ones I sing out loud, at the same time, and I'm afraid I will sing the wrong words that I switch songs half-way through on purpose.

I don't like tagging others because that means I'm not important anymore, and I can't think of any to tag.?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hope you would put it in Crapo Park!